Have I mentioned it's hot here? Fricking, terribly hot. It's 10.30 at night and 30 degrees according to the good folks at Google. My open windows serve as a nice reminder that the neighbours are having a party while I'm sitting at home on a Friday night, and also that the rubbish collection happens twice a week at 5 in the morning.
So I have a new best friend! Meet fanny:
She comes with a wide array of features, including a remote control (batteries not included), timers (not sure whether you time it to come on or go off...) and the mysterious choice between 'natural', 'sleepy' and 'normal' blowing.
But the best feature of my new friend fanny is...
she provides all the fun of a night-time demonic presence!