You can imagine what it was like coming back to my little apartment under the eaves... I was super glad to be back for Bob though. I've never seen a cat panting before. I didn't even know a cat could pant! I wrapped him up in a damp towel and we had some cuddles by the fan. He still insisted on welcome-back cuddles on my lap despite the heat and the wet towel. Silly Bob!
|I tried to get one with the towel over his head so I could call him Little Virgin Bobby, but he kept moving. Goddammit, Bob!|
|You can wrap me up like a mummy, but you'll never take my tail's FREEDOM!|
|Mum, Dad, and my disembodied arm|
|I'm not sure whether Mum wanted to eat the camera or she was just too eager to start on the jelly|
|Driving in Norway|
|Driving on the M6. Spot the difference.|
|An example which came up for auction recently (and sold for over AU$ 1 mil)|
|His famous painting of his sisters. His other portraits were equally crude and unattractive, I don't know how he managed to get people to pay for them. Maybe because they didn't feature someone getting Raptured out of them.|
|The main street in Haworth|
|On th' moors. Either Lancashire or Yorkshire, on top of the Pennines|
|A green and pleasant land, and all that|
|Pretending to be the ghost of Cathy searching for Heathcliff. Or something equally foolish.|
|One thing about the moors is true - they certainly are windswept!|
Oh, and by the way, without ever (in France) having turned a wheel in anger, as they would say in Formula One (i.e. "driven a car"), I now have waited out the three years of probation on my French licence. That means I can now rent a car, I have the full amount of points on my licence (points are taken off rather than added for infractions), I wouldn't have to carry an "A" (for "apprenti" - "apprentice") on my car window, and I wouldn't be charged a premium on my insurance. I have no plans to drive in the near future, but still, huzzah! Especially since (difficulties with driving on the right and in a manual car notwithstanding), I've actually been driving off and on since I was 19, so about bloody time!