Well, the second staff party was a few weeks ago now, but I've only just got around to putting the photos up, so there you go. Cunningly, I remembered to work through them backwards, so instead of us all getting soberer as the photos progress, we get drunker - all is as it should be! Enjoy!
My new haircut, fresh from the coiffeur's
The girls getting ready in Jay's bedroom - me, Esther, Phia and Jay
Before the festivities commence - Phia, Mike doing his best to look as Scouse as possible, Laura, Al, me, Jay and once again John excluded in the background
Phia ruins a perfectly good pic of John, Jay, Esther, her and Laura
See now everyone's copying my 'Fatal' look
Chateau ladeez version whatever - Esther, Phia, me looking attitudy and Jay
Phia falls asleep and loses her place in the macarena
Jay, me looking slightly manic, and Phia
Esther: Do the macarena! Yeah man, how fun is this! Check it out, BEST TIME EVER!
Sophia: I'm a zombie, a big zombie zombie zombie
Laura: Oh my God, I just realised I came to the party without my pants on
New girl Esther gets left alone with the camera a little too long
Me and Marko - the détente persists
Phia struts her stuff. Check out the board behind to gauge the maturity level of party participants (not me!)
Phia sandwiched by the happy couple, Laura and Andy
Doing some sort of dance that involves sitting on the floor thusly. Check out how bored Esther looks! I look weird
Jay decides to turn over
For some reason I seem to REALLY be enjoying Jay showcasing my new shoes (they are nice though eh?
Hey look, Marko came to the party! Miracles do happen
Dear God, that's unattractive, Mike!
An explanation for the smeared lipstick, as seen below
So trashy! (Me, not Jacob)
Mark gets a kiss from Al
Mark is not destined for a glittering drag career
Marky Mark dressed up in me clothes - not my idea
Not from the staff party, but thought you'd all enjoy Mark in his hideous man-pouch - it's not even a G-string, lacking the bum accoutrements, it is merely a pouch on an elastic waist band