Let's join hands across the world and wish a very happy birthday to my bestest friend, Ranch. Incidentally, this is (by my count) our 15th year of being BFF. You can add another 4 years or so in which we knew each other but weren't friends, cos "she was in the rabbit club and I was a snob".
Reasons you've gotta love her:
- No-one else appreciates playing a cracking round of "oh yeah, oh nah" (best game ever!)
- She's most probably the only person in the world who thinks the (inaccurate) retort "shut up, your mum doesn't have a womb" is the way to win any argument
- She always calls you even though you don't ever call her (sorry)
- She's incapable of keeping any secret without pulling a sly Jeavan Bowley face, dropping extremely broad hints and going "Eh, Gwan?" (often actually accompanied with nudges and winks). She's less 'the vault' than 'the sieve'.
- No-one else can cheer me up by making fun of me and calling me cruel names in quite the same way
- She (usually) knows when it's time to stop with the cutting remarks (when Gwan's mad face and pursed lips come out to play)
- Somehow, whenever I say anything along the lines of 'nah whatever x is totally not true' she makes it so and then is all 'I told you so' for the next zillion years
- Sh-she know how to drive a train. See photographic evidence, above
- Cos she's cool and totally in line to be a face model
Love you long time ranch, have a wicked birthday miss you heaps xxx Gwan
My birthday wishes in the last post's comments still stand, despite the slur on my bodily parts....
ReplyDeletei just say it cos it ain't true and it makes gwan so angry mumma g!! i hear i missed seeing you at the mall by a few minutes.. boo.
Deletetanks a mill gwan. havin a great day :)
miss you lots xxx
muhahaha i'm still enjoyin.
ReplyDeleteI said twas inaccurate
ReplyDeletei prolly ain't said it for like 5+ years too, elephant memory.
ReplyDeleteNah whatever
ReplyDeletedon't make me prove it to be true gwannel!
ReplyDeleteHeh heh tis beyond even your almighty powers
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